My bunny is dictating her 'Bunnophy" to me.
My philosophy, as a good, beautiful white rabbit (bunny) is complicated, and could take many posts on my person's blog to fill up.
First things first, the person who is blogging is my pet, not me hers. I know that that's been some confusion on that.
She protests, but we all know the truth now.
Here's how it works.
When you have a tame rabbit, at a pet store, or somewhere similar, the bunny will often meet a human that they like particularly well.
After speaking soothing bunny words to the human, the bunny will convince the human to take them home with them.
As it is a human has it's own habitat where it can live quite nicely, so the human will take the bunny to their habitat, and as the sweet goofy things they are, they will make or buy a cage for the bunny.
They will often times call the bunny their pet.
As you reading this are most likely humans, you don't understand how it is that a person can feed, and water, and provide for the bunny, and yet be the bunny's pet.
It's complicated, but you humans are smart, so I'll try to explain it.
The human, again thinks that the bunny is their pet...we bunnies find it adorable, so we just let them believe it. No need to dash their hopes.
So we put up with the goofy thing they do to us, because we love them.
Sometimes it's necessary to punish our pets, and so we scratch them with our claws.
If you have the wrong breed of human, sometimes they will emit curse words. If you have the right kind, they will merely get upset.
We have our humans so well trained that they give us food and water regularly, and we don't even have to remind them. It also saves us the work.
So as you can see, the human is the bunny's pet.
As for the matter of food...
We find meat to be terrible. We are vegetarians. Carrots are best for you, and clover is pretty good if you can get it at it's peak.
The food that our humans give to us doesn't really taste that great, but so as not to hurt our dear little pet's feelings we eat it.
That's all I, Serenity the Bunny have for you right now.
Thank you for tuning into the bunnies philosophy.
~Serenity :)
**Words typed by Katie, though it was very much dictated by the bunny.
Ahh, Serenity. It does sound like you have your pet well trained. Good job. Of course she is a smart human so you probably didn't have to work too hard at training her. I can understand why you would love her and want to come home with her. We love her too. But being humans we prefer our own house where we, too, are pets. But our owner is a cat named KC. -------- Katie's grammy
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