To start with the person will drink the Mountain Dew, and then about 18 minutes after drinking it, get strong urges to clean their disastrous room.
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The morph part comes into play because the person will nearly morph from being a tired person, as they should be, to a person who has more energy than...someone who has less energy.
As of right now I am watching--well, listening actually-- to The Chronicles of Narnia, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe.
The Lion the Witch and The Wardrobe
And of course I'm blogging.
I'm thinking about how, as soon as the movie is over, I will switch my youtube over to my songs, and go take a semi short shower, and wash my hair, then come back into my room, and start cleaning. Always start with your bed. Or rather...start with your floor, so you have somewhere to toss all the junk you find on your bed, and then work on your bed. Or rather so you can toss everything on your bedside table on the floor, and then everything on your bed on the bedside table. I mean, that's what they're made for right?
Then, around...3:00, or 4:00 I will be sooo tired that I have no choice but to crawl into bed.
Actually, I'd better not be too tired, because I still need to have devotions.
I have those at night, because..well, it takes me forever to get fully woke up, and by then, Mom knows I'm awake, and unleashes her master plan. Set me to work. Either that or I get on the computer to talk to people. Either one is what normally happens.
And I always feed my bunny (Serenity) first thing in the morning. At least I try to remember to.
And I always feed her at night too. It said to feed her two or three times a day, and so I go on the two times. I should try the three times though. Once in the morning, once midday, and once at night before I fall asleep. Good plan?
Anyway, here's the beginning of Madam Moo Moo for you:
Once upon a time there was a cow. But no ordinary cow mind you! Oh no, and she would be very offended if you thought she was! This, was Madam Moo Moo. The most extraordinary cow you would ever meet.
One day she went for a loong walk, and stumbled across a zoo! She stepped in through the gates, and stood up on her hind legs, to walk like a human.
Surely if I walk like a human they'll think I am a human. She thought to herself.
It worked for a little bit, until a little girl, about five years old looked up at her daddy, and said, "Daddy, why's de cow walking on it's hind legs?" She batted her adorable green eyes up at her father, who looked back at her, and said,
"Well...I can't rightly say as I know why she's doing that. Maybe she's some sort of extraordinary cow who can do that."
Madam Moo Moo smiled. Someone who knew.
"Yes, as a matter of fact, I am extraordinary Sir," she walked up to him, "Thank you for noticing!"
Then, ignoring the shocked look on his, and his daughter's faces, she walked off.
Then she met some mean boys.
"Hey, look at that cow!" Called out one.
"It thinks that it's a human!" Laughed out another.
"Let's take it to the lion cage, and introduce her to Mr. Lion.." Suggested the most villianous of the trio.
The others quickly agreed.
"Hello, my dear pretty cow, what's your name?"
Madam Moo Moo was quite pleased to have someone seeking her out for a conversation, and answered, "My name is Moo Moo Maria Medly Marmosat Millver the Sixth, but I go by Madam Moo Moo."
The boy hadn't been expecting her to answer him. "Um, oh, okay, right this way Madam Moo Moo, I want to show you something."
Well it was around feeding time, and the keeper was in the lion cage, feeding the lions. Finally, he was done, and left, a little bit after Madam Moo Moo, and the Troublesome Terrifying Trio showed up. The trio jamed the door to where it wouldn't shut all the way, and the lion keeper never noticed. He was a very careless man.
Then, the boys convinced Madam Moo Moo to open the door with her hooves, then shoved her in, and shut the door tight behind her. Locking it from the outside, so she couldn't get out.
She was quite terrified.
"Please boys, please let me out! I want out! I don't like the way these lions are looking at me."
Of the lions there was the lionesses, Purrrsia, Clawdia, and Jane. There were two cubs, Jane's, she was the newest lion, and had been brought here from Africa pregnant. Sadly the stress of the journey caused her to miscarry the other three. The cubs were named, Dick, and Sally. Then there was a male lion, the leader of the whole group, Mr. Rawr.
Purrrsia, and Clawdia get very jealous very easily. Which is hard to understand, because Mr. Rawr doesn't like either of them anyway. Mr. Rawr has spent his whole 6 years of life looking for a woman/animal who understands him. So, yeah.
Purrrsia, and Clawdia surrounded Madam Moo Moo, and her heart began to beat faster, and faster, the closer the two lionesses got to her.
Jane, Dick, and Sally watched with Mr. Rawr.
"Well, look who it is...a cow, who walks with herrr hind legs..." Snarled Clawdia.
"Not a verrry good looking cow eitherrr." Purred Purrsia.
Clawdia got closer, and Purrsia followed.
"Oh, um, hello ladies. Such beautiful fur you have, however do you get it to lay so flat and shinny?" Madam Moo Moo's eyes darted from side to side, this was the scariest thing she had ever experienced.
The only response she got was a snarl, and bared teeth.
"Frrresh meat is so much betterrr than frrrozen meat..."
Madam Moo Moo froze. Her blood ran cold. They were going to eat her!
A loud rawr came from behind the two lionesses.
"Oh don't worrry Mr. Rawr, you'll get your share too. Don't worry about that."
"I wasn't worried about that ladies. I want you to leave the cow alone." He responded.
"Make us." They said in unison.
The large male lion leaped in front of Madam Moo Moo, and snarled at the two lionesses, who backed off, seeing that their leader meant business.
"What is your name cow?" He asked kindly. She was the most beautiful thing he had ever set his big golden eyes upon. And no not for dinner. Never for dinner. She was far too lovely for that.
She let out a breath that she hadn't known she was holding. "My name is Moo Moo Maria Medly Marmosat Millver the Sixth, but you can call me Madam Moo Moo. That's what all my friends call me."
"Well, Madam Moo Moo, we must get you out of here, or I'm afraid my roommates will try to eat you."
"Mr. Rawr, I may be of assistance..." It was Jane.
"How so?"
Jane proceeded to show them how to sneak up onto the top of the encloser , that way they could get out. And soon Madam Moo Moo was on her way.
"Please! Madam Moo Moo, come visit me? Maybe?"
With a happy sigh, and a smile directed toward the big lion, she said, "If I can, I surely will!" And batted her eyelashes at him.
Then with a happy heart, and high spirits this cow grew wings and flew back to her farm, where all the other animals asked what in the world was wrong with her.
The End
There, what'd you think?
Alright, you loved it, goodbye.
~Katie :)
Well, that's a bizarre story...haha. I wonder if anything like that has ever happened. Of course not a cow pretending to be human and sneaking into the zoo, but like a lion and something it would normally eat becoming friends. Besides people.
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