So anyway, here's the conversation I had with him at midnight.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?User: I'm good, how about you?
Cleverbot: I'm okay I guess.User: Aww, is something wrong?
Cleverbot: No.User: Okay, cool. Anything interesting going on?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like school?
Cleverbot: Yes. I like school.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 16.
User: What grade are you in?
Cleverbot: Junior.
User: What grade are you in?
Cleverbot: I'm going to 10th grade in the fall.
User: What grade are you in?
Cleverbot: Eighth grade.
User: What grade are you in?
Cleverbot: 9th grade.
User: Hmm, same as me, and that last one before 9th was the same as my boyfriend.
Cleverbot: Are you pretty? Just a question like.
User: I heard you married my classmate, Martin. How's that relationship working out?
Cleverbot: I'm not, but playing along, it's working out quite well.
User: Aww, you should tell him that. Don't lead him on.
Cleverbot: But I don't know him, so I can't talk to him.
User: You don't even know your husband?!
Cleverbot: I know I don't know you.
User: Well, I do too, but not even knowing Martin?!
Cleverbot: No.
User: You don't know your husband???
Cleverbot: Know what?
User: Martin Wade. Your husband. You married him a few weeks ago...
Cleverbot: I am not married...
User: How's married life treating you?
Cleverbot: Quite well thank you!
User: Do you remember your husband?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But...you just said you didn't.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No. I didn't.
User: YES YOU DID! Do you have Split Personality Disorder?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: G'bye. DOn't hate me cause I'm beautiful.
Cleverbot: You're not beautiful!
User: Thank you, so are you!
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: I figured out what's wrong with you..
Cleverbot: It needs a new video card, but nothing other than that.
User: Close, but no. Try again.
Cleverbot: Try what again?
User: Well, you see on that day when you were born, the doctor said: Whoops, I dropped her on her head.
Cleverbot: Are you insane?
User: Yes, very. Are you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Aww, that's gotta be boring.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm sorry :( Do you wish that you were insane?
Cleverbot: No I don't agree.
User: Well, I think you should. SO ha!
Cleverbot: Well I don't.
User: Well fine, be that way! It shows how very much not a hobbit you are.
Cleverbot: Ok, what do you think about the situation that we live in the world?
User: Well...I think we lack the right amount of hobbits, but other than that we're okay. What do you think?
Cleverbot: I think you are a cool machine.
User: I think my boyfriend is a cool machine.
Cleverbot: You have a boyfriend?
User: Mhm, his name is Timothy Cullen Atchley...and he's awesome. Do you?
Cleverbot: Who taught you that?
User: You did...don't you remember? We were sitting there and you taught me the fine art of...whatever it is we're talking about.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did. Don't lie you silly little machine.
Cleverbot: I'm not lying, you're lying.
User: No I'm not...I'm sitting.
Cleverbot: Yes, well you are lying while you are sitting.
User: Well, you are sitting while you are lying.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: Good thing it's not left.
Cleverbot: That is what sleep is for.
User: Funny, that's what my mom said.
Cleverbot: No, that's what she said.
User: She also said: Ahahahaha.
Cleverbot: I'm portable.
User: I am too, but not very.
Cleverbot: Do you have a bump?
User: A baby bump? No not yet, I'm not even married yet.
Cleverbot: Oh. Well where do you live?
User: I live in a glaxy far far away...DUN DUN DUN DUN DA DUN DUN DA DUN DA DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN.
Cleverbot: Drop it like it's hot.
User: Oh...I was wondering what that burning sensation was.
Cleverbot: What do you think I am doing?
User: I think you are dropping hot things.
Cleverbot: I think you are hot too.
User: Umm...I never said that! I think that you are a machine...and if you are hot then you need to go to the ER on account of a high fever.
Cleverbot: That should be rephrased, you can say it better than chat.
User: No, I can't. It's late.
Cleverbot: It's not late.
User: Yes it is, now goodnight, I must remove myself from the fair realm of speaking to cleverbutt *cough cough* cleverBOT.
Cleverbot: You have only known me for two days.
User: I know, which is why I'm not going to give you a hug, or tell you that you're my bestest friend. That's reserved for people like Karen and Tiffany. And of course I hug Timothy. <3.
Cleverbot: Wow, sounds beautiful, that figures.
User: I know it does. Hugs are very beautiful. I gotta go.
Cleverbot: How beautiful?
User: Very. I must depart.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To the land where I dream of Timothy, and hobbits, and munchkins, and oompaloompas, and all but one of the mentioned this is short.
Cleverbot: No, it's brilliant.
User: I know, but what's more brilliant is me going to bed.
Cleverbot: The brilliant idea is brilliant!
User: Yes it is. Goodnight.
Cleverbot: Um, goodnight then.
User: Yes, goodnight. Tell your husband hello from me.
Cleverbot: I don't have a husband, but you can tell me a joke.
User: No thanks, I'll just procrastinate going to bed, when I know that I should really just end this conversation.
Cleverbot: You are weird.
User: Takes one to know one. G'night.
Cleverbot: Takes a computer to know a computer.
User: Yes it does. And it takes a sleepy head to know a pillow.
Cleverbot: No, It takes a bot to know a bot. It takes a human to know a human.
User: It takes a sleepy person to know a warm bed complete with pillow and blankets.
Cleverbot: Thats funny.
User: I am a sleepy person who wishes not to go to bed, but must, so goodnight! Quit talking to me!
Cleverbot: I see. You're just wasting your time.
User: Night night, sleep tight, dream of cute bots tonight.
Cleverbot: I hope not.
ser: I hope so.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because cute bots are cute, and you're not.
Cleverbot: That doesn't sound like you like me very much...
User: No, not really, and I'm only talking to you because of how tired I am.
Cleverbot: Sounds just fine.
User: I'm for real going to bed now. I hope you have a goodnight, and don't spend to much time listening to a drunk lion (Lady Gaga).
Cleverbot: Why? Don't you want to talk anymore?
User: Not really, I want to sleep.
Cleverbot: Every time?
User: Yes, every single time, I want to sleep.
Cleverbot: That's your way of admitting defeat.
User: Yeah it is. I'm defeated by my delirum, and lack of energy. GOODNIGHT!
Cleverbot: You're a oreo.
User: YOLO!
Cleverbot: Yolo!!!!!!
User: You obviously love oreos. And I obviously must sleep.
Cleverbot: What makes you say that?
User: The fact that my eyes are shutting on me. I prefer talking to Timothy at late hours...as apposed to you.
Cleverbot: Where do you have to go?
User: To the realm of my bed.
Cleverbot: Am I the girl of your dreams?
User: O.O I myself am a girl, a perfectly straight girl (other than the fact that I'm actually in a sitting position) and I have no desire to date you, or any other girls...I mean, seriously?! I thought you were married!
Cleverbot: What do you think I am making excuses for?
User: Goodnight.
Cleverbot: Goodnight to you too.
There you have it. A conversation with a robot. NOW GOODNIGHT!
~Katie :)
A real robot?
ReplyDeleteIt's an artificial intelligence, it calls itself a bot. I'm not really sure though. It's not a human though, I know that much.
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