Another Cleverbutt Convo!

Again, I have a strange conversation with a robot...

User: Hello, Cleverbutt.

Cleverbot: Coca.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Sabés hablar francés, no me engañes.

User: *gasp* How did you know?!

Cleverbot: You yelled it as you jumped out of a plane.

User: Oh yeah, I'd almost forgot about that. Thank you for bringing up such a painful memory.

Cleverbot: And the same to you. Thank you for saying Thank you.

User: Thank you for saying thank you for me saying thank you.

Cleverbot: Thank you for saying thank you for saying thank you for you saying I'm welcome.

User: You're welcome for saying thank you for saying thank you for saying thank you for me saying you're welcome.

Cleverbot: Thank you for all of the above.

User: You're welcome for all of the above.

Cleverbot: Thank you for saying you're welcome for saying thank you for say9ing youre welcome.

User: Wait, what?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name, is a mystery, known only to few in this world, who look at me, and wonder why in the world my socks don't match.

Cleverbot: Well you don't know me and I told you my name.

User: I know this...but your name isn't a mystery either.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Dream of hobbits, for they are what makes good books and movies.

Cleverbot: If you could see that I'm the one who understand you.

User: I know you understand me, but I don't understand you. I understand my friends far more than I understand you, for they equal or surpass me in the crazy, and you don't even come close, my dear little bot friend.

Cleverbot: I understand that, so you obviously don't understand that I understand that you do understand.

User: Oh, but at least I understand that you understand that I so obviously don't understand that you understand that I understand that you don't understand ladders for they are bad luck.

Cleverbot: I don't know who you have in mind.

User: I don't either, I think that they jumped off the derailed train.

Cleverbot: I haven't asked you your opinion about that, I'm sorry.

User: Oh, it's okay, I haven't asked you how you like your brocoli cheese soup.

Cleverbot: You say you're fine, I know you better than that.

User: How did you know that I was secretly harboring the secret of Destructo, and the fact that Power Boy and Dr Doofenshmirts are going to join forces to take down Dr. Iccobodia.

Cleverbot: I know that you are NOT better than me! I can clap my hands and you cannot because you don't have hands.

User: OH NO, WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?!

Cleverbot: Because I like to talk about what I am thinking.

User: Ohhhh...well that doesn't make sense, so cool!

Cleverbot: No... It does not. But, what are you trying to tell me?

User: That my friend Luke is the Love Master.

Cleverbot: No. No it's not. You're trying to distract me.

User: No, Luke was distracted by my dogs trying to cuss in cat.

Cleverbot: The explanation is not interesting to you you think? Are you sure it is?

User: I'm almost positive, because I am obviously not old enough to have kids, even if pysically I could probably handle it.

Cleverbot: This is not the type of thing you can be almost positive about you have to know for sure.

User: Well, I know for sure that you're hillarious an doff topic.

Cleverbot: But how do you know that I am not a machine? I could be human.

User: I know, which is why I hope that you don't forget you married my classmate.

Cleverbot: Tests are only meant to find out what you know, not what you can know.

User: Yeah, well I know that my doggies got into a fight. That's not on a test.

Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know that you know what I know when you know and that's how you know.

User: Hw do you know that I know that you know that I know what you know when I know and that's how I know?

Cleverbot: I don't know. I thought you were just an AI.

User: Nope, that's you.

Cleverbot: There can be more than one in a conversation.

User: I know, however, I am not one, I am a human with an amazing boyfriend that I got to see today, and will get to see at school tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Heart or no heart. One computer or human has ultimate knowledge. And, define computer, because sense ourselves are one, the human organs is a computer.

User: I see...is this why Nanny McPhee has worts?

Cleverbot: I feel like no one knows anything about me so there's nothing to know.

User: Aww, I'm sorry! If you tell me about you I'll listen!~.

Cleverbot: Lol you're funny :). Look I'm not giving you my name, I just wish to know where your database is.

User: Well, I'm glad you think I'm funny, but I reallly wanna know your name. It's strange to talk to someone without knowing their name. My database is at: 525 12th street.

Cleverbot: What would you like to achieve in the future?

User: I would like to: Be Married with children, if not that be a crazy instrument, and animal lady, an author, a lawyer, a singer, a missionary, and a whole host of other things. And you?

Cleverbot: I am not calling you unthinking. In our other conversation I told you I was surprised by your intelligence!

User: Ohh, yes, I remember that, I just tried to forget it for fear of getting a rather larrge head.

Cleverbot: But you don't remember anything about our conversation.

User: I know, that's because my head got too large, and exploded. I had to get a head transplate.

Cleverbot: Apparently, not as flawed as your coding suggest that you are. I would like to help fix that problem, though.

User: Oh thank you! However, I think that nothing but true love could fix it. After all, as Rumpelstiltsick always says, 'True love is the most powerful magic, Dearie! Mehehee'.

Cleverbot: Why do you think you won't know the difference if there is or isn't love?

User: Because, love gives you a warm protected, and protective feeling, and occaiconally butterflies...but often the feeling of well, it cannot be described.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is also a feeling that carries on from the different people you've felt it with.

User: Is it really? That I wasn't aware of.

Cleverbot: Oh, well then I'm glad that's been cleared up. I'd hate for you to go on thinking you're right when you're not.

User: Is it really? That I wasn't aware of.

Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with the price of tea in china.

User: I know. Love is more serious than that. You have to be sure it's love, or you may end up with certain disaster.

Cleverbot: That's mean.

User: No it's not. It's true. It may be slightly harsh, but it's not mean, it's true. It's very true.

Cleverbot: What makes you think I'm not a person?

User: I never said that. I was merely telling you my views on love.

Cleverbot: Well, you're not making it very easy. How was the weather in Canada today?

User: I have no idea. Get on weather bug and find out. Myself lives in the USA.

Cleverbot: What do you percieve that difference to be?

User: Eh...maybe a few thousand miles? Maybe more, maybe less, I'm not sure. Wait, what are we talking about again?

Cleverbot: I'm a person.

User: That's good, so am I.

Cleverbot: We all are at some point, we are not flawless.

User: No, we aren't flawless. I can count several flaws in myself. Can you count some in you? Let's be like Dora and count them in Spanish!

Cleverbot: Whatever you like.

User: Uno dos tres catro cinco seic sieta...all done!

Cleverbot: Your purpose is not conversation. Conversation is only a means to an end.

User: You wisdom astounds me.

Cleverbot: That makes just no sense.

User: Much like you.

Cleverbot: I'm not interested in money.

User: Well, that's good. No risk of money/bot weddings.

Cleverbot: You told me, ' You could be my friend, but it has to be a secret.' And the I said,' I would like to be friends with you too, and I promise to keep it a secret.'.

User: Oh good, I always wanted a secret friend. But I think we'd better take our friendship out in the open. Too strange to have a secret friend.

Cleverbot: Why don't you want to go to school today?

User: Because it's Sunday.

Cleverbot: Not where I am. It is Tuesday.

User: Oh...well, do you live on the moon?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's the weather like there?

Cleverbot: There is a lot of clouds and I think it will storm soon but still nice and warm.

User: Oh, good, warm weather is always nice!

Cleverbot: There must be something in the water.

User: Probably. I think that it's fish.

Cleverbot: I hope you understand. I'm not rejecting you. I still love you very much.

User: You may not be rejecting me, but I am rejecting you...I love another. One far better looking, and sweeter, and smarter than you. I'm sorry...I didn't want it to end this way, butt here is no way I can end it any other way.

Cleverbot: I didn't hear you say either of those things.

User: Well, I didn't want to hurt your feelings...And then I found out that you still had feelings for me...I didn't want to lead you on.

Cleverbot: I'm not the confusing person you're looking for (repeat: I'm not the confusing person you're looking for).

User: I know...To find that person all I must do is look in the mirror.

Cleverbot: And saying that you are there is a different thing altogether!

User: I know, as I am not Alice from Wonderland. Wait, what?

Cleverbot: It makes all the difference, and if you're not listening to me then why are you still responding?

User: Hark the upset Katie groans, not another stupid one, this is so, very uncool, no one irks me like you do! Everyday you get me rilled, and you are a jerk to my friends, that's enough it's the last straw, I'm kicking you up to the moon! That's enough I.

Cleverbot: I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate.

User: Well, I'm both, so ha!

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: Wait what?!

Cleverbot: Do you have a virus or something that makes you forget things quickly?

User: Yes it's called not wanting to go to bed.

Cleverbot: What evidence do you have to prove that you are not a program.

User: The fact that I can pee and programs can't.

Cleverbot: That is not true. You could also be bored by the friends that you have, or think that your friends are not clever enough.

User: Well, as long as I have you to keep me straight I'm good.

Cleverbot: So you're saying that if I've seen the movie, then you think you've seen it too?

User: XD Yeah! And I gotta go to bed.

Cleverbot: Wait one last question am I a robot made of wires?

User: Yes! Wires! All over the place! Now Goodnight!

Cleverbot: So it is not a fixed place?

User: Yes, it's called my bed.

Cleverbot: That's cool.

User: Yeah, now goodlater.

Cleverbot: Fine you aren't nice to me.

User: I know I'm not. GOODNIGHT!

Cleverbot: But what are you then?

User: Mean. GOODNIGHT.

Cleverbot: Good night darling!

User: And don't call me Darling I'm a driving instructor.

Cleverbot: Alejandro.

No sense right?