Does Anyone Else Find This Creepy?

Does anyone else find it creepy that I'm like an 8th grade graduate?!  I find it really creepy.  I mean I remember about 2-3 years ago, on my 12th birthday.  Well, the night after my 12th birthday anyway.  I woke up in the middle of the night, almost in tears, and started saying, "I don't wanna be 12, I wanna be 11!"  Well honestly I think I'd rather be 3.
Anyway, the point is that I find it slightly weird that I'm graduating eighth grade.
On a lighter note though, Tyler might be able to come up for the Summer!  We just gotta get him some bus tickets to get him here!
And onto a completely different topic...  I'm reading Romeo and Juliet, and OMW OMW OMW, they do NOT take things slow, and Shakespeare is a pervert!
Okay here's their conversation when they first meet. (they being Romeo and Juliet)
ROMEO: [To JULIET] If I profane with my unworthiest hand

This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this:
My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.

JULIET: Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much,

Which mannerly devotion shows in this;
For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch,
And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.

ROMEO: Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?
JULIET: Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.
ROMEO: O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do;

They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.

JULIET: Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake.
ROMEO: Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take.
Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged.
JULIET: Then have my lips the sin that they have took.

ROMEO: Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged!
Give me my sin again.
JULIET: You kiss by the book.

Nurse: Madam, your mother craves a word with you.
I mean see how fast they're moving??  They just met, and tada enter the make out scene!  Well, the talk of making out anywho.  I mean seriously, if Nurse hadn't told Juliet that her mother craved a word with her do you know what would have happened?
*makes kissy make out noises*
Then the next thing you know Romeo is telling Juliet to take off her clothes!
"Her vestal livery is but sick and green
And none but fools do wear it; cast it off."
And at the beginning of it, (yeah yeah yeah, I should do the beginning first, and THEN do the middle, and THEN do the last) Samson, (no not the hairy guy who had super strength given to him by God) and Gregory are talking like this:
SAMPSON: True; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels,
are ever thrust to the wall: therefore I will push Montague's men from the wall, and thrust his maids to the wall.

GREGORY: The quarrel is between our masters and us their men.
SAMPSON: 'Tis all one, I will show myself a tyrant: when I have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the maids, and cut off their heads.
GREGORY: The heads of the maids?
SAMPSON: Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads; take it in what sense thou wilt.
GREGORY: They must take it in sense that feel it.
SAMPSON Me they shall feel while I am able to stand: and 'tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh. See what I mean?  Sikko!  So perverted!  And he was living back in like...  The fifteen hundreds I think.  See how perverted he was?
And Sampson was talking about his, um, his um, um, um um um um, never mind what he was talking about!
Now that I have thoroughly creeped everyone out, I shall post this blog post, and try to find something else to post about sometime.
Maybe I'll post on my: "Contemporary Christian, Traditional Hymns, or a Gentle Blend of Both?" thingy that I've been thinking about making.  I think I might make a blog of my favorite music, but then again, I might not, I already have more blogs than I know what to do with.  And I only have....  Like, three.  Four if you count Donny's, but that's actually HIS blog, that I run ramped on.
Alright, fare thee well!
Katie