The Trojan Leg

Alright, now I know I said that my last post was going to be my last post (probably) for a while, but I wanted to inform you all of the Trojan leg.
We've all heard of the Trojan Horse, and now comes the Trojan leg.
Mom and I were sitting there, talking about all of us spending the night at camp so that people would be able to pillage and plunder our abandoned house so much easier, and mom said that we would need to take our whole house with us. HA YOU THIEVES, YOU THOUGHT YOU WON, BUT NOT EVEN CLOSE!  Sooo, we then had the issue of where to put it, and I suggested putting it on the roof of one of the dorms, and mom squashed that idea as if it were a bug.  Soo, I suggested putting it in the parking lot, and she squashed that idea as well.
She told me that we needed to build a tiny little house for us, and our animals to go to camp in, and, I was looking at her leg.
So I asked her if we were building legs or houses. (proof that you should never talk to me late at night is it now?)  She said houses, and I told her that we could build the Trojan leg, instead of the Trojan Horse!!!
See, we have the foot, up to the lower leg. (any higher, and that'd be just weird!)  The baby toe, and the one next to it are where the bathrooms will be, the big toe, and the toe next to it are the kitchen, and then the other toe is the dinning room.
The rest of the foot is the menagerie, for the animals, and then the first floor is the living room/hall, the second floor is Mom's bedroom/hall, the third floor is MY bedroom/hall.
Sounds good doesn't it???
So yeah, if you see a random leg, that's probably the Trojan leg, that was all my idea!
I've also come up with great horse names for if I ever get a horse.
Pony of the Smattering Stream, Horse of the Rushing Water, Freckles from Yonder Glade, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, the Amazing horse of Awesomeness!  Unicorn of Troubled Tears, Horse of the Backyard.  Many many names.
Yes, yes yes, never get me and my mom together late at night!  Oh the things we come up with!
Okay, I have a question...Why would anyone even want to take over the world?  Don't they realize how hard that would be?  Don't they care for human life?  One ruler would be awful!
Okay, now I'm off for the night as I have five minutes before I must turn of this wonderful contraption.
~Katie