Monday, August 12, 2013

Camp, School, and Randomness

So, I went to another camp, but this one was a general camp, you know for people from 1 day old to 201 years old, and I bunked with my cousin and one of my very best friends, and got super hyper.  On the first night, it was only my cousin and I that were able to stay, and we wrote this amazingly wonderful thing...it's known as THE STAGES OF A SLEEPOVER...and here they are.
THE STAGES OF A SLEEP OVER
  1. Excitement--Attendees to the sleepover become extremely excited, and many squeals of delight, as well as giggles can be heard echoing throughout the area.
  2. Preparatory--Actual preparing for the sleepover begins.  Snacks and other needed supplies are bought, and packed.
  3. Show and Tell--upon arriving to sleep over, new items belonging to the attendees, as well as gifts from one attendee to the next are brought out and discussed.
  4. Boy Talk--Discussion of boys, cute and otherwise ensues.  Shockingly, much teasing goes on during this stage.
  5. Bedmaking--Beds are made, and we go into Preparatory II
  6. Preparatory II--Ordinary everyday clothing is exchanged for PJs that should NEVER be worn to WalMart.
  7. Emergency Survival/Snacks--Room is made more comfortable with the aid of T-shirts, and blood sugar is raised (so you understand, we had one room with an airconditioner that had huge gaps on either side, so we stuffed the T-Shirts in there, and my cousin is a diabetic and her blood sugar was at 46 which is bad)
  8. Storytime--Random stories from our lives are shared, and giggles are uber abundant.
  9. Heart to Heart--Nothing like mouth to mouth, but where personal stories, feelings, and dreams are shared openly.
  10. Boy Talk 2--Not unlike #4, but attendees discuss boys they have strong dislike for.
  11. Giggaloza--Generally takes place around 2 or 3 AM.  Giggles follow giggles, follow giggles, for no apparent reason whatsoever.
  12. Creativity--Giggles are still abundant, but are less noisy.  During this stage attendees are struck with inspiration, and tend to write songs, poems, stories, and draw pictures
  13. Joking--Attendees to sleepover ask each other jokingly if they will ever go to sleep.
  14. Peter Pan--We realize that delirium has hit when Peter Pan appears at our window, and reminds us not to grow up...we then realize that we are nearing stage 15.
  15. Decline--Activity is calmer, and yawning, droopy eyelids, and nodding heads are abundant.
  16. Resistance--Sleep is banished in favor of seeing how tired we can get before turning off the lights.
  17. Lights out--Lights are turned off, but whispers about *cough cough* boys *cough cough* continues.
  18. Hey!--Whispers are still there, but they no longer involve boys, but rather consist of, "Hey...are you still awake?"
  19. The Evil which is Sleep--The darkness claims us, and we no longer speak of boys, but dream of boys.
  20. Pounding--A loud knocking ensues and through blurry eyes, and sleepy ears we see and hear the adults/alarms asking if we're awake, even through we just went to sleep 5 minutes ago.
  21. Mental Hangover--We wish we had skipped the sleepover in favor of actually sleeping, but instead we sing Christmas carols loudly
  22. Scolding--All involves are scolded for their late night carousing, and loud, unladylike, immature behavior.
  23. Repeat--All stages must be repeated as often as possible until every attendee has either a hotflash or a husband.
The end!
And school starts in 8 days....  I'm also trying to get a job at Braum's so I can make money and get my own things!
Anyway, I gotta go
~Katie :)

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